LilMamaSuzi

So the baby is out and the pain of birth is fading. You’re being overwhelmed with the sheer amount of love you feel for your little bundle or if you’re anything like me, you’re expecting someone to knock on your door and say “Rightio, times up! Time to hand her back now!”   With the…

So how are you travelling? Are you thinking of an ingenious way to announce your pregnancy or has morning sickness means someone has noticed your little secret? Unfortunately for about 80% of us, morning sickness is par for the course in pregnancy.     I was having a chat with a girlfriend of mine the…

It was a rough night last night. Little Miss had an upset stomach and had been grizzly all day with an upset stomach and it continued into the night. She woke constantly, not for food but for cuddles and reassurance and while very cute she’s now wanting her mama for something other than boobie juice,…

So here’s a bit of a post pregnancy issue that not a lot of people care to talk about. Sex. After all, it’s this very act that got us into this wonderful mess in the first place right? It kind of now has to be approached in the same way you might arrange to get…

God gave us women breasts for two reasons. 1. To feed babies and 2. So men would have a reason to talk to us. That last one is a joke. This one is more for the new mummies, and in particular, those mummies who maybe didn’t have such a wonderful time breast feeding as they…

When I was about 6, I accidentally shat on a German tourist. We were swimming in a watering hole in the middle of outback Australia and there wasn’t a toilet for miles. I did have the good sense to forewarn my twin brother that a jobbie was forthcoming so after the deed was done, we…

So it’s 8:30pm on a Saturday and I’m lying here in bed trying desperately to fall asleep. Of course this isn’t happening for two reasons. Reason 1. The neighbours next to me actually have a life and are outside in their garden talking loudly about the difference between cloudy apple and regular cidar. I wish…