Hey Little Miss, Another little letter for you to tell you how you’re doing. You’re just over two years and eight months now, my god I just can’t believe it. Still going strong at School.. You’re the ring leader.. it’s like lord of the flies in there! Your favourite things at the moment are; Hey…
The Suzi Tinder Dating Chronicles: Chapter 10 – The Return of Mr. Darcy
Remember when I said “watch this space” in my last blog? Well, that space has recently been filled with a wide collection of experiences which can only really be described as wonderfully confusing. Is this another horrid tinder experience? No, but it is a continuation of a successful tinder experience from a year ago that…
The Suzi Tinder Dating Chronicles: Chapter 9 – What about when you meet a good one?
I talk a lot about how shit Tinder is and how many wankers are on it but as we all know, dating is a numbers game. There are certainly wonderful men in this World and if you subject yourself to enough of them, you’re bound to meet a good one. This… is one of those…
The Suzi Tinder Dating Chronicles: Chapter 8 – “How was your day?”
How was your day? Innocent enough question, right? Yeah. If you’re married or have been with your significant other for a while and when you’re asking “how was your day, dear?” You’re doing it because you actually want to know. In the online dating world, this is the question dreaded by all singletons. “How…
The Suzi Tinder Dating Chonicles: Chapter 6 – Hide Your Women And Children.
It’s been a while since I’ve been on a date since someone let Sasquatch out into society (and an even longer dry spell if you know what I mean) but I figured the emotion scarring has started to fade and I was ready to subject myself to some more humiliation/self-deprecation/self-esteem damage so back onto tinder…
To My Little Miss – Age 2 Years 3 Months
Hey Little Miss, I thought I’d write to you and tell you how you’re doing! So you’re 2 years and 3 months at the moment… going on 13. Your favourite word is ‘no’ and your favourite thing to do when someone else says this to you is to scone them in the face. Just like…
The Suzi Tinder Dating Chronicles: Chapter 5 – Sasquatch is on the LOOOOOOSE!
There were two things that struck me immediately. This guy was a fucking Sasquatch. Now, I’m no oil painting but what I definitely don’t do online dating is try and make myself out to be something I’m not. He was literally as wide as he was tall which was NOT what he looked like in…
What did you miss?
Oh my god… I can’t believe I haven’t written anything since the 15th of January :\ Did you miss me? Let me get you up to speed since that date. Intensive study period for an international law subject – 8 hours of a lectures a day for five days in a row. On top of…
The P Word…
I walked into daycare yesterday with the LM (Little Miss/Little Monster) in tow. I seriously wish I could figure out how to install gif. Files into my blog because I’m sure I could find a cool little clip on her strut. Anyway, Daycare lady 1 says to me “omg, look at her strutting in here…
The Boldest of All New Years Resolutions…
New Years. No better time to re-evaluate the past 12 months, and what a 12 months it’s been. The positives: I kept my tiny human alive and she’s growing into a spirited little being who can talk (for the most part) and act in a recalcitrant manner. Bless. No idea where she gets that from?…
