Hold on to your reasonably priced Novo shoes, I’m BACK!


Ok, so I took a bit of a life sabbatical. Thats a lie. I just got super busy/lazy. Let me get you up to speed.

Little Miss is now 22 months and bosses me about like a tiny tyrant. Her favourite words are bubbles, shoes and fuck. She chooses to only use the word fuck when we are grocery shopping. She likes twirling, the wiggles and hitting me in the head with my surface pro when I have my eyes shut. Only when I have my eyes shut actually.

It’s not fun when I can block her advances so she’s learnt to wait, like a lion in the grass. It’s been a bit of a full on 12 months actually. Moving states and starting afresh. Transfers with work, new Daycare centre and getting to know family all over again. It’s been the best move and I finally feel warm for the first time in a year and a half. But boy, do I have some stories to share. Some experiences are way too good to stay within the confines of my mind, so hold on to your hats ladies and gents, because they are coming…

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