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Well, well, well… What’s this then aye? Another birthday. The big 5. Hard to imagine that it’s been 5 years already but here we are. You’re about to start big girls School. Mummy is quietly terrified but not you. You’re excited, you’re pumped. You’re Isla. Anyway, this is not a time to be apprehensive over…

For my Darling, Oh my goodness, you’re almost four years old! Another crazy year out of the way and my little baby is a little girl now!  We’ve had quite the year already full of lots of changes. Changing homes (again, despite me saying last year we wouldn’t move) to changing schools, to changing friends…

”Nope,” I mutter to myself as I swipe left on yet another extreme sport loving bogan. Ugh… They’re all merging into the same human being. A human being who can’t talk about anything but fishing or football or how fucked up they got in Bali. News flash mate, everyone gets fucked up in Bali. Nope,…

So several weeks ago I had a sliding doors moment. You know that movie where it’s split in two, Gwenie misses the train home and finds her partner cheating on her, and the other she catches the train and then a whole bunch of shit happens that I don’t actually know because I haven’t seen the…

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO dear reader… you were forced to register to access content. For that I’m sorry. BUT, there is a reward. Because you are all on at me constantly to write a book, I did. And now I’m going to release the chapters on here first to see if it’s proper shit or not before. So,…

Now that’s I’ve recovered somewhat from the last writing experience, it’s time for a couple more. I’d almost wiped it completely from my mind but my lovely t’ba friend recently went and had her own experiences and so it prompted me to keep writing, so here goes the painful memory recollection. Oh and by the…

Jesus Christ eating a donut, where the fuck do I start with this one? Firstly, it’s going to be a two parter. There were 17 men to get through, each of them deserve their spot in the sun. Prepare yourself for this. Ok… the back story. After a conversation about our respective singleness and making…

I’m the only one in the office and my boss comes up to me like “Hey Suzi, can you do an away job for me start of Feb?” At this point, I don’t know where it is but I sigh internally and agree, because, that is my actual job. To go to places and train…

Jesus Christ what a month… Had a wee trip to Sydney which unfolded into an episode of Days of our Lives but ended up finishing like an episode of the Golden Girls. Everyone’s friends again and I guess that all that matters. Matty J wasn’t picked in the bachelorette finale. I’m thrilled. Because this means…