Now that’s I’ve recovered somewhat from the last writing experience, it’s time for a couple more. I’d almost wiped it completely from my mind but my lovely t’ba friend recently went and had her own experiences and so it prompted me to keep writing, so here goes the painful memory recollection. Oh and by the…
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Part 1: Speed Dating – Senator Kelly, D’Artagnan and the Widow.
Jesus Christ eating a donut, where the fuck do I start with this one? Firstly, it’s going to be a two parter. There were 17 men to get through, each of them deserve their spot in the sun. Prepare yourself for this. Ok… the back story. After a conversation about our respective singleness and making…
Someone stick a fork in me. I’m done.
Ahh ok… I see what’s happened here. I’ve reached the end of the line. Destined to spend my life as a wine guzzling, cat loving spinster. I really dislike cats though. Why the melodrama you ask? Well, this is me we’re talking about. But recently, events have led me to this point. The point of…
Where the fuck is my COCKTAIL?
I’m the only one in the office and my boss comes up to me like “Hey Suzi, can you do an away job for me start of Feb?” At this point, I don’t know where it is but I sigh internally and agree, because, that is my actual job. To go to places and train…
Return of the Mack
Jesus Christ what a month… Had a wee trip to Sydney which unfolded into an episode of Days of our Lives but ended up finishing like an episode of the Golden Girls. Everyone’s friends again and I guess that all that matters. Matty J wasn’t picked in the bachelorette finale. I’m thrilled. Because this means…
Hello? Hello? Baby, you called? I can’t hear a thing…
Message from an unknown number. Petbarn must be having another two for one sale on doggy treats or one time, someone asked me to text the word “try” to help them win tickets to the football but as it turned out, it was for a men’s clinic now I’m constantly bombarded with text messages about…
The Suzi Tinder Dating Chronicles: The Ghost Who Walks
So I bet you’ve all been waiting with bated breath for the next chapter right? So, what’s going on with Mr. Darcy?!?!!? Several of you have contacted me directly. I’m secretly thrilled you’re all enamoured with my love life. Desperate to see a happy ending?! You and me both, darling… Well. I’ve quite the development…
The Suzi Tinder Dating Chronicles: Chapter 11 – Déjà vu
Been waiting for the recent instalment of the Suzi Tinder Dating Chronicles to find out if I’m on the road to a happy ending? If a rolling stone gathers no moss, then my rock is mossy as fuck. Fuzzy… Green… Moss. This is an analogy of my life, people… not my lady garden. The momentum…
