”Nope,” I mutter to myself as I swipe left on yet another extreme sport loving bogan. Ugh… They’re all merging into the same human being. A human being who can’t talk about anything but fishing or football or how fucked up they got in Bali. News flash mate, everyone gets fucked up in Bali. Nope,…
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Protected: Chapter Two.
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Suh Sad.
So several weeks ago I had a sliding doors moment. You know that movie where it’s split in two, Gwenie misses the train home and finds her partner cheating on her, and the other she catches the train and then a whole bunch of shit happens that I don’t actually know because I haven’t seen the…
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Bucket List Item #109 – Write a Book
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO dear reader… you were forced to register to access content. For that I’m sorry. BUT, there is a reward. Because you are all on at me constantly to write a book, I did. And now I’m going to release the chapters on here first to see if it’s proper shit or not before. So,…
Part 2: Speed Dating – Picnics with Stefan.
Now that’s I’ve recovered somewhat from the last writing experience, it’s time for a couple more. I’d almost wiped it completely from my mind but my lovely t’ba friend recently went and had her own experiences and so it prompted me to keep writing, so here goes the painful memory recollection. Oh and by the…
Part 1: Speed Dating – Senator Kelly, D’Artagnan and the Widow.
Jesus Christ eating a donut, where the fuck do I start with this one? Firstly, it’s going to be a two parter. There were 17 men to get through, each of them deserve their spot in the sun. Prepare yourself for this. Ok… the back story. After a conversation about our respective singleness and making…
Someone stick a fork in me. I’m done.
Ahh ok… I see what’s happened here. I’ve reached the end of the line. Destined to spend my life as a wine guzzling, cat loving spinster. I really dislike cats though. Why the melodrama you ask? Well, this is me we’re talking about. But recently, events have led me to this point. The point of…
Where the fuck is my COCKTAIL?
I’m the only one in the office and my boss comes up to me like “Hey Suzi, can you do an away job for me start of Feb?” At this point, I don’t know where it is but I sigh internally and agree, because, that is my actual job. To go to places and train…
Return of the Mack
Jesus Christ what a month… Had a wee trip to Sydney which unfolded into an episode of Days of our Lives but ended up finishing like an episode of the Golden Girls. Everyone’s friends again and I guess that all that matters. Matty J wasn’t picked in the bachelorette finale. I’m thrilled. Because this means…
